PA Preacher Blames Hurricane Sandy on Gays, but I Think I Know the Real Reason

Here comes another natural disaster and along with it lives lost, homes destroyed and billions of dollars in damages.

Thus, naturally, some creatures of the pulpit will certainly decide to add billions of brain cells to the casualties by coming up with anti-gay tirades. The first of what I’m sure will be a number of these vocal demonstrations of soul failure comes from Pennsylvania preacher John McTernan:

Hurricane Sandy is hitting 21 years to the day of the Perfect Storm of October 20, 1991…Twenty-one years breaks down to 7 x 3, which is a significant number with God. Three is perfection as the Godhead is three in one while seven is perfection.

It appears that God gave America 21 years to repent of interfering with His prophetic plan for Israel; however, it has gotten worse under all the presidents and especially Obama. Obama is 100 percent behind the Muslim Brotherhood which has vowed to destroy Israel and take Jerusalem. Both candidates are pro-homosexual and are behind the homosexual agenda. America is under political judgment and the church does not know it!

What I can gather is the real reason–yes, folks, the real rumor!–why John is making an ecumenical plea from his personal case of fudgy pants is demonstrated here:

 

Hope this clears up the issue and hope John McTernan clears up any issues resulting from any alleged encounters with those individuals he may meet accepting Visa or MasterCard.

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