Kevin DuJan’s IMAX Sized Epic Roy Cohn FAIL: Bradley Balof’s Movies are NOT Porn.

Gay Porn According to Kevin DuJan

Gay Porn According to Kevin DuJan

A few days ago Nico Lang broke a story on The Daily Dot about conservative blogger Kevin DuJan outing Chicago Public School teacher Bradley Balof as a gay porn actor and claiming that teacher moonlights as a comic telling racist jokes about his kids.

As DNAInfo noted, this is coming from a blogger who claims President Obama is a coke-addicted gay man and called Michelle his “beard.” Classy guy, eh?

Well, since I’m quite an authority on unseen movies, I decided to put the gay porn film claims to the test. Balof is listed on IMDB as appearing in two features, Bowser Makes a Movie and Into It. I checked both of them out from a local Chicago video store (Specialty Video) and watched them. 

I’ve worked for two different video/specialty stores in the past that rented straight and gay adult films, so I feel I’m qualified to make the following observation. Based on what appears in the two movies in question:

Kevin DuJan would not know obscenity if Dick Cheney ass fucked him with a Willis Tower dildo on Navy Pier at high noon.

Is that clear enough, DuJan?

Let’s quickly go over the movies in question. Bowser Makes a Movie is a good-natured goofy indie comedy starring Nick Lewis as a perpetually fired young man, planning a money-raising scheme to fund a gay porno for a publishing company. Balof makes a brief appearance as a gay porn star named Vincent van Coq (it’s a movie, Kevin, not a documentary). There is simulated sex in the film and if rated would barely be an R. No nudity in this film whatsoever.

The only full frontal nudity in the film Into It appears in a brief scenewhere a lonely gay hustler Simon (Zach Welsheimer) prepares to take a shower. Balof has a supporting role as Brett, a hustler bounced out

Another alleged gay porn from the mind of DuJan

Another alleged gay porn from the mind of DuJan

of rehab and helping supply Simon’s roommate Rem (Richard Jones) with drugs. It’s a much more serious film with sexual frankness replacing any total nudity. (Sorry, Kevin, but here, you’re only going to see Bradley’s ass).  And although it doesn’t totally work, this is, at least, a sincere attempt to capture the lonely, unhappy lives of a few Chicago gay hustlers and the johns who hire them. If I had lent this movie to a rental customer stating it was gay porn, that person would return calling me a liar.

So Kevin DuJan’s major claim and the inference that a highly rated CPS teacher is harming children is nothing more than Roy Cohn-style horseshit.  DuJan better start backpedaling and apologizing for these stupid claims post-haste before he digs his hole even deeper. 

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2 responses to “Kevin DuJan’s IMAX Sized Epic Roy Cohn FAIL: Bradley Balof’s Movies are NOT Porn.

  1. Actually it looks like he was telling the truth then. The facts are right. Whether you think it is real “porn” or not, these movies are set in that type of environment. I guess you could say it has gay sexual content vs. porn.

  2. Good lord, I was idly Googling my old stalker Kevin Dujan, and never expected to find either this old, cold thread, or some mysterious defender of his zooming in a mere 9 days ago.

    opi, there’s a planet’s worth of difference between portraying a porn star in an Indie movie and being one, and Dujan (no capitalizing that “J” from me, thx) deliberately pinned another of his infamous witch hunts on conflating the two. It’s what he knows to do. I was once one of his targets; he urged his readers to find my ACTUAL address and name, and they came within a block or two of me, as well as making physical threats against various others of his perceived enemies.

    It’s all he knows how to do. Here, he was trying to get this teacher fired, plainly. He’s gone after the participants of a silly little online talk show shown at what was once his favorite gay bar, the gay bar itself, a young Conservative whom he got fired for an incident which had actually been settled months before (while claiming that the man was a former lover of his) and one woman who’d commented on his blog was smeared, along with her Ebay business name, and her childrens’ names, repeatedly.

    He’s a poisonous piece of work. Mr. Balof certainly should consider suing him.

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