Legendary Lew’s Oscar Predictions

by Legendary Lew

2016OscarsLogo0114Oscars 2016:

Best Actor:  Some Guy
Best Actress:  Some Gal
Best Supporting Actor:  Some Other Guy
Best Supporting Actress:  Some Other Gal
Best Original Song:  Some Generic Tune You’ll Despise After Hearing It for the Tenth Time
Best Special Effects/Visual Effects:  Some Billion-Dollar Budgeted Slam Bang Movie Designed to do Well in China
Best Makeup, Best Costume Design, Best Sound Editing, Best Sound Effects: See Best Special Effects…
Best Adapted Screenplay:  Some Script from an Original Source That’s Probably Much Better than the Film Adaptation
Best Original Screenplay:  Some Morsel Tossed to a Film That’s Probably the Truly Best Film of the Lot, But Won’t Win Best Picture, Because the Studios Can’t Make Enough Money on It
Best Director:  Some Poor Sod Who Actually Thinks the Oscar Will Bring Him/Her the Clout He Needs to Make “Important” Films and Change Hollywood, But Will End Up Either Becoming a Hack or a Mental Patient When Reality Sets In.
Best Picture: A Future $3.99 Special at Wal-Mart. LOW, LOW PRICES!!

The above choices and opinions are those of Legendary Lew ONLY and do not necessarily reflect those of the rest of The Underground Multiplex.



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