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Legendary Lew’s Oscar Predictions

by Legendary Lew

2016OscarsLogo0114Oscars 2016:

Best Actor:  Some Guy
Best Actress:  Some Gal
Best Supporting Actor:  Some Other Guy
Best Supporting Actress:  Some Other Gal
Best Original Song:  Some Generic Tune You’ll Despise After Hearing It for the Tenth Time
Best Special Effects/Visual Effects:  Some Billion-Dollar Budgeted Slam Bang Movie Designed to do Well in China
Best Makeup, Best Costume Design, Best Sound Editing, Best Sound Effects: See Best Special Effects…
Best Adapted Screenplay:  Some Script from an Original Source That’s Probably Much Better than the Film Adaptation
Best Original Screenplay:  Some Morsel Tossed to a Film That’s Probably the Truly Best Film of the Lot, But Won’t Win Best Picture, Because the Studios Can’t Make Enough Money on It
Best Director:  Some Poor Sod Who Actually Thinks the Oscar Will Bring Him/Her the Clout He Needs to Make “Important” Films and Change Hollywood, But Will End Up Either Becoming a Hack or a Mental Patient When Reality Sets In.
Best Picture: A Future $3.99 Special at Wal-Mart. LOW, LOW PRICES!!

The above choices and opinions are those of Legendary Lew ONLY and do not necessarily reflect those of the rest of The Underground Multiplex.

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Welcome to The Trampling Channel!

Happy Black Friday! I’m posting as many videos of Black Friday 2012 crushing, stomping, trampling, fighting and other assorted nonsense as I can find. If you come across any not yet posted here, let me know and I’ll paste them on.

In the meantime, please show support for the Walmart striking workers calling for better pay and working conditons.

Deals so WILD, you’ll abandon your children!

Did I say “you’ll abandon your children?”

And, of course, Texas is the only place you can pull a gun on a shopper during the most stressful retail day of the year and NOT get hauled off to jail.

When was the last time you took on a fight at J. C. Penney’s?

Almost stampede:

And, of course, animated WTF from Asia:

“Cops got called in” (after a disturbance when the TVs were sold out):

UPDATE:  Don’t pass out in the lingerie aisle.

UPDATE: Don’t cut in line.

UPDATE: Triple the dumbassedness— driving while hooched, going to Black Friday at Walmart and hitting two others while doing so.

UPDATE: Scalping tickets for $20-40 apiece so that you can further pay money for a $200 plasma TV.  One woman goes batshit and is escorted out. How long will the TVs last before they hit the repair shop/Craigslist?

UPDATE: K(ill)-Mart.

UPDATE: Store gate lowered during a fight. Quick! To the storage room!

UPDATE: The best shovers get the phones. Plus, as an added bonus, get arrested shoplifting when you know this day will bring the police out in large force.

UPDATE: Pulling a gun out in Old Navy? Are you sure it wasn’t meant for themselves?

UPDATE: Two shot over one parking space at Wal-Mart. Bad ratio.

UPDATE: Stevie Lynne provided this picture on Twitter of a cashier being taken by stretcher out of a Dick’s Sporting Goods store.

UPDATE: Wal-Mart employee trampled by crowd buying video game. Wonder if Wal-Mart execs will pay for any hospital expenses, ahem.